pick and cut all of the fruit
#funny #boy #girl #anime #food
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."