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New jokes

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"