collect the color balls
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!