collect the color balls
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.