flappy bird has to overcome obstacles
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Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!