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Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"