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Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.