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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.