fill the name and you see if you both are in love
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"