how many percents do you love each other
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Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.