how many percents do you love each other
#girl #anime #kissing
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!