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Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."