shoot the apple on the head of man
#action #shooting #scary
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!