spin your spinner
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!