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Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"