racing with your car through the hill
#action #racing #car
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!