racing with your car through the hill
#action #racing #car
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.