racing with your car through the hill
#action #racing #car
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.