Ninja darts
#sports #board #cool
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.