Mahjong Connect game for Valentine. Connect two of the same items. The connecting path cannot have more than 2 changes of direction.
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Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.