Mahjong Connect game for Valentine. Connect two of the same items. The connecting path cannot have more than 2 changes of direction.
#beauty #girl #kissing
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.