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Memory game with a twist. Find two of the same fish as is indicated at the bottom.

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Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."