Big version of Spider Solitaire game. On the tableau build a group of cards from Ace to King in suit. You can place cards in descending order but you can only move groups that are in suit.
#strategy #board #skill #solitaire
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”