he first game in the Jolly Jong Mahjong games serie. 100 different mahjong layouts to play. Combine 2 of the same free tiles to remove those tiles.
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.