Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.