Royal Tower Mahjong

Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.

#board #skill

New jokes

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.