Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"