Royal Tower Mahjong

Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.

#board #skill

New jokes

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"