Royal Tower Mahjong

Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.

#board #skill

New jokes

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"