Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"