Fun Mahjong game with stacked tiles in 2 game modes. Combine 2 of the same free tiles to remove those tiles.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.