More then 100 different Mahjong Layouts in Ancient Egypt. Can you finish all levels?
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"