More then 100 different Mahjong Layouts in Ancient Egypt. Can you finish all levels?
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.