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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!