Collapse game: click on groups of 3 or more connected jewels to remove those jewels.
#funny #skill #fishing
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.