Match 3 game with Butterflies. Try to remove all colored (light blue) backgrounds by matching 3 or more of the same butterflies.
#girl #board #princess
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!