Daily classic logic puzzle game where you have to place Tents next to Trees. Read the in-game help for all the rules
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!