Grab It

Grab the tiles from the sides in pairs.

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New jokes

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.