1 minute game: combine 2 of the same tiles and create special patterns for more points or more time. You can also swap 2 adjacent non-similar tiles.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.