Daily Bridges

Connect all the islands with a network of bridges using the given numbers

#strategy #skill

New jokes

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.