Help the frozen animals in this match 3 game. Collect all image parts to advance to the next level.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.