Help the frozen animals in this match 3 game. Collect all image parts to advance to the next level.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.