Rescue the divers by removing the bricks between the divers and the surface. Click on a group of 3 or more bricks to remove it.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.