Every day new Same Game Puzzle challenges in different sizes and degrees. Can you remove all colored squares?
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.