Cube Crash

Click on groups of three or more connected cubes to remove the cubes. Try to remove all.

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New jokes

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"