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Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.