Valentine game

Grab the tiles from the sides in pairs

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New jokes

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.