Match 2 of the same free cubes. Cubes are free if they have two free adjacent sides. You can rotate your view.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.