Glow Jongg

Mahjong Solitaire with glowing tiles. Try to remove all tiles by combining 2 of the same free (glowing) tiles.

#funny #skill

New jokes

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.