jumping on trampoline
#sports #jumping #funny #boy
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.