Help the Queen of Egypt to retrieve her lost Jewels. Click on tiles that prevent neighbouring tiles to match 3 or more.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.