40 levels with 3D Mahjong in Black and White. Match 2 of the same free cubes: 1 white cube and 1 black cube. Cubes are free if they have two free adjacent sides. You can rotate your view.
#funny #skill
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'