40 levels with 3D Mahjong in Black and White. Match 2 of the same free cubes: 1 white cube and 1 black cube. Cubes are free if they have two free adjacent sides. You can rotate your view.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.