Summer Beach

It's summer on the beach. Try to bump the balls of your opponent off the beach.

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New jokes

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six." Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven!" Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!" Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.