Cube Crash 2

Click on groups of three or more connected cubes to remove the cubes. Try to remove all.

#funny #skill

New jokes

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.