Mahjong Solitaire game featuring Famous Logos. Remove all tiles by combining two of the same tiles.
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Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.