Swap or move the summer items and create groups of 5 or more of the same items.
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A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.