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Solitaire and Mahjong combined. Combine two of the same free cards to remove the cards.
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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!