Jolly Jong Connect

Connect the Jolly Jong tiles. Connect two of the same tiles via a connection that has no more than two 90 degree bends.

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MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!