Switch colors and catch the falling bubbles by matching the colors. Tap to rotate the switch.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.