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Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.