Mahjong connect game with butterflies. Connect two halves to create a butterfly. The connecting path cannot have more than two 90 degree angles.
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Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.