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Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."