Strike Gold

Remove bricks before they reach your miner. Throw your pickaxe at groups of 2 or more of the same bricks.

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New jokes

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!