Strike Gold

Remove bricks before they reach your miner. Throw your pickaxe at groups of 2 or more of the same bricks.

#strategy #puzzle #skill

New jokes

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."