A mahjong 3D quest. Remove all cubes in pairs of the same.
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Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.