A mahjong 3D quest. Remove all cubes in pairs of the same.
#puzzle #3D #card #skill
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.