Fly over tunnel without crash.
#action #3D #skill #simulation
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!