Kill them all. Control: W,A,S,D + mouse movement, SPACE jump, Q drop weapon, V drop equipped weapon
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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.