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3D Fox Simulator

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New jokes

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.