3D Fox Simulator
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Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!