3D Fox Simulator
#action #adventure #3D #jumping #hunting #simulation
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!